The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Peter Sellers (1978)

Peter Sellers: Self - Special Guest Star

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Quotes 

• Peter Sellers : There is no me. I do not exist. There was a me once, but I had it surgically removed.

• [Sellers is standing in his dressing room, alone, wearing pantaloons, a corset, boxing gloves, and a viking helmet with horns and braids while practicing a monologue] 

  Peter Sellers : Tell John Brown, we are ready to receive him...

  [Kermit enters] 

  Kermit : Peter, uh, what is this?

  Peter Sellers : It was to have been, my dear Kermit, it was to have been a grand impersonation of her late Majesty, Queen Victoria, whilst on vacation at Bognor Regis, in the year 1888.

  Kermit : But, but, uh, what went wrong?

  Peter Sellers : I couldn't remember what she looked like.

• [Peter Sellers is dressed up as a gypsy] 

  Peter Sellers : It is I, Boris with the sobbing violin. Are there any requests?

  Other Gypsy : Yes - but you're gonna play anyway!