The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Petula Clark (1978)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler, Bossman, Chicken, Janice, Phyllis the Merdlidop, Droop, Afghan Hound, Ronald Duck

Quotes 

• Statler : All right, frog, we watched the show!

  Waldorf : Yeah! Unlock the doors!

• Statler : You know, I wish they had done that differently.

  Waldorf : How would want them to do it?

  Statler : Better.

  [they laugh] 

• Nurse Janice : [falling through a sinkhole in the hospital bed]  Oh, wow, what a downer!