- Beauregard: The world is going to end and when it does, something will happen that has never happened before.
- Janice: You mean like if Dr. Bob actually cured a patient?
- Rowlf the Dog: [as Dr. Bob] Or if Nurse Janice ever kept her mouth shut?
- Miss Piggy: Or if we ever got one honest laugh?
- Rowlf the Dog: Well, if the world's waiting for that, it will be around for a long time. Cue the announcer!
- Scooter: Hey, Beau, want to know what you're gonna be doing in the future?
- Beauregard: I don't even know what I'm doing now!
- Announcer: [mockingly] I know something you don't know.
- Miss Piggy: Oh, yeah? Well, I know something you don't know, too! Hmph!
- [She pulls a lever and the announcer crashes onto the desk]
- Announcer: So much for Pigs in Space...