Heather Locklear: Self

Quotes 

• Heather Locklear : [playing Queen Howaya in "The Mystery of the Zombie Queen of the Amazon Outer Space Jungle Bee Woman Case"]  So, Hardy Pig Boys, what foolish quest brings you before Queen Howaya?

  Andy Pig : How are ya?

  Heather Locklear : Not bad. How are you?

  Randy Pig : We still don't get it.

  Heather Locklear : But I thought you wrote it.

  Randy Pig : Well, yeah, but we basted it on one of those Jane Austen things.

  Andy Pig : Yeah, you, you know, those things that have the hard cardboard on the outside and the soft flat stuff on the inside?

  Heather Locklear : You mean a book?

  Randy Pig : No, a pizza.

  Heather Locklear : Your script is based on a Jane Austen pizza?

• Sal Manilla : [playing Chaz in "21 Muppet Heights"]  Excuse me, Diamanda, but I must demand that you return those incriminating photos that you took of me naked!

  Heather Locklear : [playing Diamanda in "21 Muppet Heights"]  Well, I have a better idea. Why don't we have a slumber party and make s'mores?

  Sal Manilla : OK.