Murder, She Wrote (TV Series)

The Prodigal Father (1991)

Ron Masak: Sheriff Mort Metzger

Quotes 

• Sheriff Mort Metzger : Sir, I don't make the laws, I just enforce them... Which is the official way of saying, I'm with you, I think it stinks.

• [last lines] 

  Sheriff Mort Metzger : Mr. Mayor, we came for a boat ride. Where's the boat.

  Mayor Sam Booth : [holding rope that goes into the water]  At the other end of this rope.

  Jessica Fletcher : Oh, dear. What happened?

  Mayor Sam Booth : I think maybe I, uh, scraped her bottom too thin.