- Alfred 'Alfie' Parker: [about the Robin Hood play] A don't know, Goo, it all sounds kind of corny to me.
- Milton 'Goo' Berry: But it will be fun Alfie.
- Alfred 'Alfie' Parker: I don't wanna do any dumb old play.
- Milton 'Goo' Berry: This isn't just any old play! This is Robin Hood! The coolest dude in Sherwood Forest. He was the first rapper, ya know.
- Alfred 'Alfie' Parker: Get outta here!
- Milton 'Goo' Berry: He 'n his crew; The Merry Men, used to put down some deaf rhymes!
- Alfred 'Alfie' Parker: [Melanie gives Alfie a gren Robin Hood hat and some green tights] Here, try these on.
- Alfred 'Alfie' Parker: [Alfie tries on the hat] It fits!
- Melanie Parker: Now try the tights.
- Alfred 'Alfie' Parker: The tights?
- Melanie Parker: Yeah, they're part of you're costume.
- Milton 'Goo' Berry: [laughs] Where's the Tutu?
- Alfred 'Alfie' Parker: I'm not wearing any tights! Tights are for girls.
- Melanie Parker: They're not just for girls, lots of dancers and athletes wear them.
- Alfred 'Alfie' Parker: You're crazy, I'm not gonna have the whole school laughing at me.
- Melanie Parker: Alfie, you're being silly. If you want to play the part of Robin Hood, you have to wear the tights.
- Alfred 'Alfie' Parker: Oh yeah?
- Melanie Parker: Yeah.
- Alfred 'Alfie' Parker: Then I quit!
- [Alfie takes off the Robin Hood hat]