My Name Is Earl (TV Series)
The Professor (2006)
Jason Lee: Earl Hickey
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Quotes
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Earl Hickey : [voice over] This wasn't the first time a woman kicked me in the cherries and called me a rat but it was the first time I didn't mind.
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Randy Hickey : [At Frat party] I never thought of drinking beer upside down before.
Earl Hickey : It tastes the same.
Randy Hickey : Yeah, but it goes to your brain before it goes to your livers.
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Earl Hickey : [Alex admires Earl's outfit for a cocktail party] Thanks. I borrowed it from a frat brother, which is why the pants smell like bong water.
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Earl Hickey : We're staying!
Randy Hickey : Yes!
Earl Hickey : Karma can do whatever it wants to me, I can take it. Alex is worth it.
[gets hit in the arm with a dart]
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Earl Hickey : [voice over] Blinded by a beautiful woman wearing shoes that made her calves pop out real nice.