- [last lines of the series]
- Mike Nelson: Who's for rice?
- Crow: Would you sit down? The movie's about to start.
- Tom Servo: Dummy.
- Announcer: WGNJ TV in Milwaukee presents our Saturday afternoon movie, The Crawling Eye.
- Tom Servo: The Crawling Eye- the Marty Feldman story.
- Mike Nelson: Oh Forrest Tucker. He's the guy who makes sure the trees' shirttails are in.
- Crow: This movie looks kind of familiar, doesn't it?
- Pearl Forrester: Look, Nelson. Move on. I am.
- [Pearl pulls the plug on Castle Forrester's observation equipment, severing the comm link]
- [as Diabolik and his girlfriend roll around naked in a pile of money]
- Tom Servo: The young Alan Greenspan.
- Diabolik: [to Eva] You look worth it. Hop in.
- Crow: [mishearing] "You look weathered." What a nice thing to say.
- [as mob boss Valmont meets with his henchmen, a whooping horn sounds the approach of a speedboat]
- Mike Nelson: The SS Jo Anne Worley!
- Ralph Valmont: Is that Stud... coming?
- Crow: I beg your pardon?
- Mike Nelson: So Tom, what are you going to do with all the spare yous you've collected over the years?
- Tom Servo: Yeah, you know, I just did a head count and boy, I've made quite a few of me, heh! 517 at the last count.
- Crow: Wow. Yeah, that's far too much you. You should be limited to one or less.
- Tom Servo: Exactly.