- Gordon Hawthorn: Don't worry about that copper chest, there's no evil after four centuries...
- Mike Nelson: [as Jessica] What if they ziplocked the evil?
- Boyd: [roughly] Stop grabbing that rifle every time I'm not looking... You don't know how to shoot a gun, you'll hurt yourself...
- Mike: [timidly] I wasn't gonna shoot it...
- Mike Nelson: [same timid voice] ... I was gonna CLEAN is at you...
- Mike Nelson: Brought to you by the breast council...
- Tom Servo: Buy breasts where you work or bank...
- Linda: You're thinking that Jessica can help find the casket. Why not ask her?
- Crow T. Robot: Oh boy, get her...
- Gordon Hawthorn: Well, I don't want to...
- Mike Nelson: She'll hit me...
- Hank: I just wanted to make sure you were alright, before I turned in...
- Tom Servo: Turned into what?
- Crow T. Robot: Hank, I said No! It's a disgusting idea!
- Tom Servo: Come on, honey, I'll just quietly squeeze in between you two...
- [Boyd sneaks into Flavia's bedroom as Flavia is in bed asleep]
- Crow T. Robot: [as Flavia] Okay cowboy, hop in. Let's get this rodeo started.