Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

War of the Colossal Beast (1991)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo

Quotes 

• Mr. B Natural : And I've been around a very long time. Knew your father, I did!

  Joel : Hey, leave my father out of this!

  Mr. B Natural : And don't be too sure I wasn't in the garden with Mr. and Mrs. Adam!

  Tom Servo : You were the snake!

• Mr. B Natural : Better wait 'til he calls for me, though. 'Til he reaches for the spirit!

  Tom Servo : Yeah, calls for Satan!

• [Miguel screams insanely] 

  Tom Servo : Oh, he's channeling Frances Farmer!

• Glen Manning : [his only words]  Joyce...

  Tom Servo : Glen is Pro-Joyce!

• Joel , Tom Servo , Crow T. Robot : [singing to the tune of the marching band in "Mr. B Natural"]  Come on and buy some crap from us! You know that you want to. And the white race will salute you as you prance and gad about!