NCIS (TV Series)
Conspiracy Theory (2005)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Lt. Cmdr. Allan Witten : I have a degree in Clinical Psychology. Do you have *any* expertise in the area, Agent Gibbs?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No. No I do not... just a BS meter.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What are you doing here Tobias?
FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Can't an old friend just stop by?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Well you are old, I'll give you that.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [taunting Kate about her spring break photo] Kate, when they pour cold water over your chest, doesn't that sort of make you
[shudders, to pantomime shivering]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hey, DiNozzo! You do that again, I will put my boot so far up your ass.
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FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Now why don't I believe that?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Mostly because I'm a bastard.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Fornell is using Gibbs's computer when Gibbs walk in] Comfortable?
FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Not really, there's no lumbar support. You should get a password to protect your computer.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : That's what this is for.
[shows his gun]
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Abby Sciuto : I cut myself all the time on burrs and edges.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You should try building a boat with hand tools after a couple of shots of Jack.