NCIS (TV Series)
Doppelgänger (2005)
Sasha Alexander: Caitlin Todd
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Quotes
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Detective Rachel Rapp : Lieutenant, your ex-wife just called.
Lt. Cheney : Which one?
Detective Rachel Rapp : The nasty one.
Lt. Cheney : You're gonna have to be more specific.
Caitlin Todd : This is too weird.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Definitely.
Anthony DiNozzo : Good weird.
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Abby Sciuto : The only blood type at the scene was O-positive.
Caitlin Todd : Petty Officer Lambert's O-positive.
Abby Sciuto : It's the most common blood type there is. I shipped a DNA sample to the Armed Forces Registry.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Fingerprints we lifted his?
Abby Sciuto : [showing a positive match] Your missing corpse is Petty Officer Lambert.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Unidentified prints.
Abby Sciuto : I have not had time to run all the prints that you lifted yet.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Blood spatter analysis.
Abby Sciuto : Okay, Gibbs, I know you think I'm Supergirl... actually, my hair's more like Wonder Woman. Or Isis. Or the Powerpuff girl.
Caitlin Todd : I've always been partial to Xena.
Abby Sciuto : I don't know about her. No self-respecting superhero should wear open-toed shoes.
Caitlin Todd : Oh, I agree.
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Caitlin Todd : Last time I'm gonna tell you, Tony. Don't answer my phone, use my computer, read my mail, look through my purse, scan my PDA, or touch my cell phone ever.
Anthony DiNozzo : [on the phone] And an extra side of hash browns.
[hanging up]
Anthony DiNozzo : Just so we're clear, Kate, I didn't do any of those things. Zero. Zip. Nada.
Caitlin Todd : Then how did you know where I went to breakfast?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Logo on the coffee cup in your wastebasket.
Anthony DiNozzo : Anyone invite you into this conversation, probie?
Caitlin Todd : You looked through my trash?
Anthony DiNozzo : Did you say it was off-limits? Huh? Did ya?
Caitlin Todd : Why do you do these things?
Anthony DiNozzo : Sharpening my investigative skills.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Grab your gear.
Caitlin Todd : What's up?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : A dead sailor.
Caitlin Todd : We didn't get any calls.
Anthony DiNozzo : Saw it on the news, huh, boss?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Hey, DiNozzo, for once, you're right.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : How many calls a day do you make?
Roland Kesta : Somewhere between three and four hundred.
Caitlin Todd : You ever feel guilty calling people uninvited, intruding into their lives?
Roland Kesta : At first, a little. When you get cursed at a couple hundred times, you get over it.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Why'd you keep selling when you knew something was very wrong?
Roland Kesta : My boss doesn't want us to stop selling for any reason. He's got the compassion of a cluster bomb.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : We have one advantage over Petty Officer Lambert: he doesn't know we know he's still alive.
Caitlin Todd : I'll flag his accounts; bank, credit, ATM, e-mail.
Anthony DiNozzo : Kate, this mojo faked his own death. Left his laptop, wallet, cell phone, and car behind. Do you really think he's gonna swipe the old charge card at the local Drugs R Us?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Tony's right.
Anthony DiNozzo : Thanks, boss.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : But you check it anyway, Kate. You never know.
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Caitlin Todd : Enough, Tony. I have nothing to hide.
Anthony DiNozzo : Really? Hmm. For someone with nothing to hide, you seem awfully concerned about what other people think about you.
Caitlin Todd : Why, because I get upset when you go through my personal belongings?
Anthony DiNozzo : Exactly.
Caitlin Todd : Well, Tony, some people enjoy having a private life. Unlike you, we don't go around informing everyone about the frequency of our hooking up.
Anthony DiNozzo : In a slump?
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Caitlin Todd : Gibbs, Mansur withdrew $6,000 from his bank account the week before he moved out.
Anthony DiNozzo : He's also moved three times in the last six years. This last time... well, he didn't file a change of address at the post office. Thank you.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Whatever the hell this is, they're in it together.
Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, but what is "whatever the hell this is"?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Find Mansur...
Anthony DiNozzo : Yes, and we'll find out. I know, boss. I'm trying.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Try harder.
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Caitlin Todd : You know, Gibbs, maybe Lambert faked his own death to get out of the Navy. You know, wanted to make a few bucks like his roomie.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Not likely. His enlistment was up in five months.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : He erased his hard drive.
Abby Sciuto : No problem.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : He used a DOD-certified wipe program.
Abby Sciuto : Uh-oh.
Caitlin Todd : "Uh-oh" doesn't sound good.
Abby Sciuto : It's not. A DOD wipe not only deletes, but it overwrites seven times.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : There's no way to recapture the information, boss.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Why would he use something like that on his home computer?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Well, he's an information systems tech, and it could be just a matter or course, or he could be...
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Hiding something.
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Detective Primo Monteleone : I've never paid for it in my life.
Caitlin Todd : Uh huh.
Detective Primo Monteleone : Well, I was 15 and my cousin Anzo paid Maggie O'Brien for the both of us, but that doesn't count.
Caitlin Todd : Yes it does, Tony.
Detective Primo Monteleone : I'm Primo.
Caitlin Todd : Sorry, I can't tell you apart.