- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Gibbs thought he saw a bomb.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What do you mean "thought?"
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Do I really have to say it?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Say what?
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Yes, Kate. Say what?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You need glasses, Gibbs. Are you happy?
- [the bomb explodes]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that last part.
- [Gibbs, who's been divorced three times, is building a boat]
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Do all Marines build boats?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Just the ones that have been married a few times.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Why's that?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: The other ones can afford to buy one.
- Agent Charles: You're under arrest.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: For what?
- Agent Charles: Pissing off the F.B.I.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Get used to it.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That would be the reason for rule #12.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: What's rule #12?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Never date a coworker.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We need to talk to you, boss.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: About what?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: About what you're not telling us.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We know you made contact with Colonel Ryan.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Tony lifted your cell phone while you were charging it today. You received a phone call last night around 1900 from a bar payphone in Georgetown, McPhinley's Pub.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You lifted my cell phone?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Borrowed. But, uh... we showed your photo and Ryan's to the bartender this afternoon.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: He remembered seeing the both of you between 2100 and 2130.
- Abby Sciuto: Which explains why you knew Ryan had been in the country more than two days.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You borrowed my cell phone?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Look, we understand the situation and we just wanna help.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We can't back your play if we don't know what it is.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Now, let me get this straight. W-what you're saying is you stole my cell phone.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I think next time, we can skip the cell phone part, Kate.
- [about Tony's ex-girlfriend]
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: So what happened?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: She broke into my apartment and filled my closet with dog crap.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Ha! Really? I knew there was a reason I liked her.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I still have her number. Maybe you two can get together and boil rabbits or something.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Not my style, Tony. I would just shoot you.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You think he knows more than he's telling us?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: C'mon, Kate, this is Gibbs we're talking about. Of course he does.
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: If you screw me on this...
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I'll consider it a bonus.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Where the hell are you? Fornell's here with a warrant for your arrest!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well, it's a good thing I'm not there, then.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [as they're going after Gibbs's CO] You take a shot at him, you answer to me!
- [Gibbs leaves]
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: I can live with that.
- [pulls out his weapon]
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [Tony is shaking a package addressed to Gibbs] Tony!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: He standing right behind me, isn't he?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I took an art class once.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Let me guess. It involved nude female models.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah, but that wasn't the only reason I took the class. We drew fruits or something too.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [after turning off the elevator] Tobias, you lied to me!
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Don't take it personally. I'd lie to my own mother if I thought it would help me solve a case.