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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : You did me a favor tonight, Jethro. Tonight is "SmackDown!" night at the Mallard residence. Can you believe it? Mother's favorite program: wrestling.
Jimmy Palmer : Mine too. I love the WWE.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : I haven't the heart to tell her it's not real.
[Palmer's face falls]
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Abby Sciuto : Lay some tissue samples on me, Duckman.
[Ducky gestures for Palmer to do it]
Jimmy Palmer : So, light meat or dark?
[Abby shoots him an incredulous look]
Jimmy Palmer : Inappropriate?
Abby Sciuto : With a big dash of creepy, Jimmy.
Jimmy Palmer : It's my delivery. I need to work on that.
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LCDR Kyle Ross : Is that what this is all about, the body parts? Doesn't surprise me. That arm alone would be worth a fortune.
Jimmy Palmer : Really?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Pharmaceutical companies and medical supply firms will pay vast sums for cadavers.
Jimmy Palmer : Where do they get them?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Willed body programs, universities, but the demand far outstrips the supply.
LCDR Kyle Ross : A human body can be worth as much as $200,000.
Jimmy Palmer : Well... and how much would a little arm like this be worth?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : A lot. It's not unlike car theft. A body, stripped down to its component parts is worth far more than the whole, and harder to trace... Table Two.
Jimmy Palmer : [carrying the arm over to Table Two] Wow, this could pay off my college loans.
[Ross chuckles]
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Don't give me cause to check your car trunk tonight, Mr. Palmer.