- [Tony needs a place to stay for the night]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You remember when I stayed with you that time, when it didn't really go so well?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah. I remember, DiNozzo.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, listen. I was younger then. Immature, a little unfocused...
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: It was six months ago, Tony.
- [talking about his eyesight instead of working]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: 20/10, same as Ted Williams. He could see the seams on a fastball coming at him.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: How 'bout knuckles?
- Abby Sciuto: Gotcha!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I love to hear that word out of your dark lips, Abby.
- Abby Sciuto: Hey guys. What's you'd find?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Kate willing to give her bedroom to Jane Doe. But not me.
- Abby Sciuto: [mockingly] Shocking.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What do you got, DiNozzo?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Motorist picked up a Jane Doe in Rock Creek Park. Claimed she dug herself out of a grave. No ID. And guess what?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: She can't remember her name.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah. How'd you know that?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well, uh, she's alive and you're calling her "Jane Doe". What was my first clue?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Have you ever made a mistake, Tony?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: According to you or me?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Are you by any chance, related to a Dr. Mallard?
- Dr. Joel Sanderson: Mallard, no I don't think so.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Just wondering.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Speaking of dates to work from, we've worked together for 2 years, and I have no idea where you live.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Well I just as well kept it we kept it that way.
- [Ducky leaves]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Right.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [at the crime scene] Okay, let's get to work.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: I don't have a body!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Go find one, Duck.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Here?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Sure, how many times have we had multiple victims?
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Quite right, Jethro.
- [Ducky walks off. Tony chuckles slightly]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That's slick, Boss.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What's that?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Getting Ducky off, so he won't bug us with stories about the...
- [Gibbs stares at him]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We better get back to work.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: It's not very deep.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Hastily-dug graves rarely are.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Do you know why graves are six feet deep, Gibbs?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I do.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Yeah, six feet is the minimum depth at which the smell of a decomposing corpse cannot attract wild animals. Of course, there are exceptions. A polar bear can smell...
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Duck, I said I knew.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Jethro, I don't answer forensics questions I don't know the answers to. You know that. Why do you keep asking me?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Force of habit.
- Abby Sciuto: So I suppose you want me to find out what chastity belt this opens.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Do I look like DiNozzo?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Not funny, Boss. Besides, I could open a chastity belt.
- Abby Sciuto: Have you ever seen one? Mine's *awesome!* It's 18th century French.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You have a chastity belt?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: So much more information than I need to know, Abby. And not enough about this key.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Got all teary eyed over a body she didn't know?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: She's a nice lady, Gibbs!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Oh yeah, so you keep telling me.
- Dr. Stephen Bauer: [watching the prototype search for bombs] In the beginning, she had some limited success, but Dr. Rutger has rewritten the software to
- [a bomb explodes]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I had a hunting dog like that once.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What is with the Germans and the alphabet thing? BMW, BMG, BASF - and they're all B's.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I'm resisting the urge to say cut the BS.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: She's bonding.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Kate and Jane Doe?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Oh, yeah. She hasn't even questioned her yet. Her eyes pleaded for help.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Love that look in a woman.
- Dr. Stephen Bauer: [after Suzzane reveals her latest compound] Then you'll die too.
- Suzzanne McNeil: I've already been buried.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [speaking of Dr. Bauer] You as sure he buried her?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Oh Yeah!
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Why'd he want her dead?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I got a couple of ideas.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Wanna share?
- [Gibbs hangs up]
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: I guess not.
- Dr. Stephen Bauer: You think terrorists killed him?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: These days, I look for terrorists behind most everything!