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Quotes
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Officer Ziva David : They're going to interrogate McGee this afternoon. Request was approved by the Director.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : And you know this how?
Officer Ziva David : I'm a spy, remember?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It could be one of my offspring has a medical condition. Maybe they need an organ transplant.
Officer Ziva David : [laughing] You - you who won't share a Krispy Kreme doughnut - you are going to give up a kidney?
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Officer Ziva David : [Tony asked if she misses the excitement of being a Mossad spy] You've seen too many James Bond movies. It's not all about car chases and sex.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It wasn't?
Officer Ziva David : Well, there was a lot of sex.
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Officer Ziva David : McGee stumbled across something, misread it, and overreacted.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Not McGee. His brain's like a computer... It's scary. I'm sure proceedures and regs warp sped through his processor before he pulled the trigger.
Officer Ziva David : It happened so fast... you don't have time to think.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We're talking about a guy who has protocols and checklists for brushing and flossing.
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Officer Ziva David : You sold your sperm?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Stop looking at me like that, I was a freshman in college.
Officer Ziva David : There are little teenage DiNozzos running around somewhere? That's frightening.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I never thought about it, 'til this morning. I got a registered letter from the sperm bank telling me to contact them as soon as possible.
Officer Ziva David : Why?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't know!
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[Ziva doubts whether McGee is telling the truth about what happened]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [leans in and whispers] McGee isn't Ari, and he isn't your father. He doesn't know how to lie.
[walks away]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What did he say?
Officer Ziva David : That we should keep looking.
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[Ziva reports that Halligan has already flown to Morocco]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I killed a cop arresting a drug lord?
[walks out]
Officer Ziva David : His goose is cooked.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [glumly] You would get that one right.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Playing phone tag with the sperm bank.
Officer Ziva David : You haven't found out what it's about yet?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, they're probably running low on their favorite fossil fuel, essence of DiNozzo.