- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [watching DiNozzo from observation] What kind of interogation technique is that?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: The DiNozzo method. Not pretty, but it's effective.
- [last lines; after Gibbs subdues the bad guy]
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Somehow I don't remember college being quite like this.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Reminds me of time at Ohio State, we had this frat guy who...
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [panting and bloody] The next person who mentions spring break, or a frat party, or *college*, is fired! Are we clear?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Yes.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yes.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That's good.
- Sgt. Leeka: [after Gibbs fends off an attack and hits Leeka] Not bad Agent Gibbs.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I'd give up now, it's only going to get worse.
- [after McGee's IP trace leads him to the wrong house]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I am gonna *kill* McGee.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [about McGee's apartment] George Clooney could not get laid in this place.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Ordering DiNozzo] You tell Abby I want her!
- Abby Sciuto: [Entering with a smile] Gibbs I never knew!
- Abby Sciuto: Someone is in a Really bad mood.?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Glaring at McGee] Spending the night in a room full of crying woman, tends to do that me.