NCIS (TV Series)
Silver War (2005)
Sean Murray: Timothy McGee
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Quotes
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[after Ziva finds out that Gibbs didn't know that she had been assigned to his team]
Officer Ziva David : [downhearted] I stand corrected. I guess he didn't know. I feel like a donkey's butt.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [puzzled] "A donkey's butt?"
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I think she means horse's ass.
Officer Ziva David : Yes, that too.
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[McGee walks in on Abby just as she is finishing changing her clothes]
Abby Sciuto : See something you like, McGee?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : No!
[She gives him a look]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I mean, yes.
Abby Sciuto : Better.
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Officer Ziva David : [to Tony] You might want to do something about your hair. It's sticking up like a porcu-swine. Wrong word. Like a porcu-pig. The little animal with the little spikies, yes? The...
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Porcupine.
Officer Ziva David : Porcupine! Thank you, Special Agent McGee.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Do you know how many people are killed by bears in America every year?
Officer Ziva David : No, but I can't imagine it's a lot.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You'd be surprised.
Officer Ziva David : McGee?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I think it's about 1.
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Officer Ziva David : A Marine, dressed as a Civil War soldier, shot by a musket and then buried alive in a one-hundred-and-forty-year-old antique iron casket... and you're telling me this *isn't* your strangest case?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Pretty much.
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[opening the murder victim's safe deposit box, that was last visited by a man claiming to be his brother]
Officer Ziva David : Ooh... we need to talk to his brother.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Definitely.
[a shot of the opened box reveals a severed, desiccated human hand clutching an old map]
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[reading a text message sent by the murder victim]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : "Only got half Oxbow not on his side Kearns don't let him get safety deposit box."
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's it?
Officer Ziva David : He was buried alive, Tony. What did you expect, a soliloquy?