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Quotes
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : I've heard stories about Special Agent Gibbs.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Only half of 'em are true. Trick is, figuring out which half.
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[after Tony throws a rock through a window to gain access to a suspect's house]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : That's breaking and entering!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No that was breaking.
[reaches in and opens the door]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : This is entering.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : What's she look like?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Who?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Abby. Sounds cute.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Not your type.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Well, how do you know that?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Have you ever had the slightest urge to tatto your buttocks, McGee?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I don't... think so.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Then we need never speak of her again.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What are you doing here, Special Agent McGee?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I brought my final report, sir.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You do not have to "Sir" me, McGee.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Remember that urge you were talking about?