NCIS (TV Series)
The Bone Yard (2004)
Mary Pat Gleason: Nurse Wells
Quotes
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[Kate and Tony go undercover at a paternity clinic posing as a trashy couple]
Caitlin "Kate" Todd : You writin' my name, right?
Tony DiNozzo : What? I just wanna know if it's mine.
[to nurse]
Tony DiNozzo : She kinda sleeps around a lot, if you know what I mean.
Caitlin "Kate" Todd : If I did, it's cuz he ain't any good in bed.
Tony DiNozzo : Least I didn't sleep with my cousin.
Caitlin "Kate" Todd : You slept with my sister!
Tony DiNozzo : I thought it was you!
Caitlin "Kate" Todd : She weighs 300 pounds!
Tony DiNozzo : She was wearing your earrings.
Nurse Wells : That's enough! If you two can't be civil, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Caitlin "Kate" Todd : Look, is there anywhere I can wait away from him? Please? I'm beggin' you.
Nurse Wells : There's an empty exam room behind you two doors on the right.
Caitlin "Kate" Todd : Thank you.
[She flings her gum at Tony as she leaves]
Tony DiNozzo : I'm sorry. She slept with my brother. And my best friend. At the same time.