NCIS (TV Series)

The Truth Is Out There (2004)

Pauley Perrette: Abby Sciuto

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• Abby Sciuto : Latex is, um, very popular in, uh, certain... circles.

  Gibbs : Yeah? What kind of circles?

  Abby Sciuto : Gibbs, I dunno if you're ready for this. It might upset your delicate sensibilities.

  Gibbs : Oh, I'll stop you.

  Abby Sciuto : Okay... maybe he was wearing a latex hood, like bondage gear, S&M fetish. I dated this guy once who just wanted me to bounce up and down on a balloon -...

  Gibbs : Okay, you can stop.

  Abby Sciuto : Gibbs, that is no weirder than a three hundred and fifty pound guy with half his body painted yellow and the other painted green, wearing nothing but shorts in ten degree weather and a big plastic piece of cheese on his head saying "Go Packers!"

  Gibbs : Abs, it's apples and oranges.

  Abby Sciuto : There's a fetish for that, too.

• Abby Sciuto : So, what about you, Gibbs? You got any fetishes?

  Gibbs : I have three ex-wives. I don't have time for fetishes.

• Abby Sciuto : I dunno. Guys have all kinds of strange rituals before they go out. This one guy, he does a full upper body workout just seconds before his date so he can be all pumped.

  [pause] 

  Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Does Tony know that you know?

  Abby Sciuto : Does Tony know that YOU know?

• Abby Sciuto : It's gray latex.

  Gibbs : Rubber?

  Abby Sciuto : One and the same.

  Gibbs : Probably couldn't be used as a hat.

  Abby Sciuto : Yeah, well, not if you grew up in Dorkville.

  Gibbs : Grew up just west of there.

• [Ducky always goes off on a tangent] 

  Abby Sciuto : I had this boyfriend once - not the balloon guy - but this one was like a computer genius. He put together a database of databases. I mean, it seems obvious in retrospect, like the pet rock...

  Gibbs : Abby?

  Abby Sciuto : Yes?

  Gibbs : You're spending too much time talking to Ducky.

• Abby Sciuto : This program rocks. It includes vault, fall, yaw, tip over, rollover, combined speed, linear momentum...

  Gibbs : Abby.

  Abby Sciuto : Oh, c'mon, Gibbs. You know you love it when I talk tech.

• Gibbs : We gonna jump through any legal hoops?

  Abby Sciuto : Oh, that's kind of a gray area.

  Gibbs : How gray?

  Abby Sciuto : Charcoal.

• Abby Sciuto : The car that hit Gordon was definitely a Taurus.

  Gibbs : You're positive?

  Abby Sciuto : Absolutely... unless it was a Mercury Sable.