- Gomez Addams: So, Fester, old man, what are you going to do with all the profits from your company?
- Uncle Fester: There isn't any. Turns out Matt was embezzling from me.
- Gomez Addams: I knew there was something about him I liked.
- Gomez Addams: Morticia, who are these people?
- Morticia Addams: I don't know. I think they came with the table.
- FBI Agent: W'ell do everything we can, but I must warn you: whoever commited this crime, is a cold-hearted, ruthless villain.
- Gomez Addams, Morticia Addams: Thank you.
- Uncle Fester: You want me to demolish all of these buildings?
- [Donald Grump nods]
- Uncle Fester: I think I love you.