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Lisa Miller : I'm sorry, Dave - I'm just nervous. It's awkward, you know, meeting your boyfriend's parents. What - what if I panic, and just start screaming obscenities or something?
Dave Nelson : Well, then I'll explain that my girlfriend Lisa couldn't make it, and you're just some whore I picked up at the airport.
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Dave Nelson : [Joe starts taking down the Christmas decorations in Dave's office] Joe, uh... what are you doing?
Joe Garrelli : Well, y'know how depressing it is when you come back from Christmas, and the all the decorations are still up?
Dave Nelson : Yeah?
Joe Garrelli : Preemptive strike, baby.
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Joe Garrelli : I finished tearin' down all the decorations, and I, uh, threw away the Christmas tree.
Dave Nelson : Uh-huh. Well, now you can go fire Bob Cratchit and kick Tiny Tim in the leg.
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Dave Nelson : Seeing as tomorrow is Christmas Eve, I know that everybody and their grandmother is gonna want to leave early today.
Bill McNeal : My grandmother just passed away; thanks for reminding me.
Dave Nelson : She did?
Bill McNeal : No - no, I'm joking. That's my dead grandmother joke. Ha ha ha, funny funny funny.
Dave Nelson : Bill, I'm sorry; I had no idea.
Bill McNeal : ...No, I'm joking!
Dave Nelson : ...Good one.
