NewsRadio (TV Series)

No, This Is Not Based Entirely on Julie's Life (1995)

Maura Tierney: Lisa Miller

Quotes 

• [Lisa bursts into Dave's office] 

  Lisa : Have you ever taken naked pictures of yourself?

  [Long pause] 

  Dave : [into speakerphone]  Mom, I'm gonna have to call you back.

• Beth : Dave, why don't you just tell her what turns you on and get it over with?

  Dave : Because that would ruin it.

  Beth : Why's that?

  Dave : To tell you the truth, what really turns me on is when Lisa is mad at me.

  Beth : OK, I wish I didn't know that. Are you going back to her place now?

  Lisa : [calling impatiently from the other room]  Dave, are you coming?

  Dave : Oh, yeah.

• Dave : OK, um, ever since I was 14, I've always fantasized about making love on the space shuttle...

  Lisa : Well, that's, that's, that's adorable, Dave.

  Dave : ...with a space prostitute.

  Lisa : [long pause]  Alright, you're joking again.

  Dave : I wish I were.

  Lisa : Well, do, do you think you can give me a fantasy that's just a little bit more reasonable?

  Dave : [sighs]  Ok, uh, let's try this. Come here.

  [motioning for Lisa] 

  Dave : Uh, I'd like to go up on the roof of my building, bring up a blanket, and a very good bottle of wine, and make love with a space prostitute.