NewsRadio (TV Series)
No, This Is Not Based Entirely on Julie's Life (1995)
Vicki Lewis: Beth
Photos
Quotes
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Dave : Did you ever send out those naked pictures?
Beth : What? Who told you about those?
Dave : Well, nobody told me. I had some film developed and they threw in some nudie pictures of you for free.
Beth : What?
Dave : I'm kidding, Beth. Lisa told me.
Beth : Well, you know I faxed the nudie pictures to Keith, and he invited me to come visit him next week.
Dave : Oh, yeah, well, that's great.
Beth : Yeah, well, so can I have the week off and a two-thousand dollar salary advance?
Dave : No.
Beth : I'll show you the naked pictures...
Dave : Ah, OK, we'll talk.
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Beth : Dave, why don't you just tell her what turns you on and get it over with?
Dave : Because that would ruin it.
Beth : Why's that?
Dave : To tell you the truth, what really turns me on is when Lisa is mad at me.
Beth : OK, I wish I didn't know that. Are you going back to her place now?
Lisa : [calling impatiently from the other room] Dave, are you coming?
Dave : Oh, yeah.
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Jimmy James : I mean, have you ever seen a talking pig?
Beth : I don't think the pig talks, sir. They do it with computers.
Jimmy James : A computerized talking pig. What the hell will they think of next?
Beth : [walking away] I don't know, sir.
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Beth : Bill, what do you think of this photo?
Bill McNeal : Who is that?
Beth : Oh, it's a friend of mine who's doing a thesis at NYU. It's a fine arts program.
Bill McNeal : Uh huh. Well, it's an interesting commentary on the objectification of the female form, and of course the masks women are forced to wear in our society. If I were the NEA, I'd give her five, six grand.
Beth : Well, Bill, do you think it's sexy?
Bill McNeal : Well I don't think that's really germain to a discussion of the statement the artist is trying to make.
Beth : Thank you, Bill.
[walks over to Matthew]
Bill McNeal : Beth's showing nudie photos of herself with a paper bag over her head. Check it out.
