Night Court (TV Series)
Another Day in the Life (1988)
Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone
Quotes
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[a group of old ladies stand accused of running an unlicensed phone-sex service]
Judge Harry T. Stone : I don't mean to offend you ladies, but are there really that many people who like to fantasize while talking to...
Old Lady 2 : A bunch of old broads?
Judge Harry T. Stone : Okay.
Old Lady 1 : Oh, they don't know how old we are. I always use a phone persona, to heighten the fantasy.
Old Lady 1 : [mimes picking up a phone and talking in a sexy voice] "Hi, I'm Bent Barbara."
Dan Fielding : [looking shocked] YOU'RE BENT BARBARA?
Old Lady 2 : You sound kind of familiar...
Old Lady 1 : It's VICK VASELINO.
Dan Fielding : [Scottish accent] Uh, no lass, you must be mistaken.
Old Lady 1 : You can't fool us, Vic. Not after sharing so many personal, intimate fantasies. So...
Old Lady 1 : [pointing to Christine] You must be Christine.
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Harry Stone : They confessed their guilt, they told no lies. But oh how they could harmonize.
[about a barbershop quartet]
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[the court has to finish its docket by midnight to save an orphanage]
Harry T. Stone : People versus?
Mac Robinson : Wagner.
Harry T. Stone : Prostitution?
Mac Robinson : Positively.
Harry T. Stone : Prosecution?
Dan Fielding : Pictures.
Christine Sullivan : Objection!
Harry T. Stone : Grounds?
Christine Sullivan : Entrapment.
Dan Fielding : Ridiculous.
Harry T. Stone : Reason?
Dan Fielding : Witnesses.
Harry T. Stone : Overruled.
Christine Sullivan : Darn.
Harry T. Stone : Plea?
Hooker : Guilty.
Harry T. Stone : Motion?
Christine Sullivan : Leniency?
Harry T. Stone : Granted.
Christine Sullivan : Fine?
Harry T. Stone : Fifty.
Christine Sullivan : Finished.
Dan Fielding : Freebie?
Hooker : Forget it!