Night Court (TV Series)

Bull Gets a Kid (1984)

Philip Bruns: Mr. Hubble

Quotes 

• Harry Stone : Hi there, Mr. Hubble. How are you today?

  Mr. Hubble : I hate Central Park in autumn. I hate the U.N. Building. I hate bridges.

  Harry Stone : It says here you're an employee of the City Tourism Bureau.

  Mr. Hubble : I hate New York!

• Dan Fielding : Mr. Hubbell was on his way to a seminar on subway hospitality, when he was mugged outside of city hall.

  Mr. Hubble : They took everything. My wallet, my keys, my cash...

  Billie Young : And after pleading with several passer-bys for bus fare, Mr. Hubbell attempted to panhandle from a group of Japanese tourists. They turned him down.

  Harry Stone : And?

  Dan Fielding : He mugged them. Your Honor, the state wishes to submit evidence. We have affidavits from the victims, some shredded yen, and over seventy action-packed photographs of the incident.

• Mr. Hubble : I hate tourists.

  Harry Stone : Isn't that a little inconsistent with your job, Mr. Hubble?

  Mr. Hubble : I hate my job.

  Harry Stone : Got it.

  Mr. Hubble : I hate you.

  Harry Stone : Well, I saw that coming. That'll be ten days and a five hundred dollar fine.

  [bangs gavel] 

  Mr. Hubble : Have a nice day.