Night Court (TV Series)
Dan's Operation: Part 1 (1986)
Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone
Quotes
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Judge Harry T. Stone : Dan, can I say something to you in confidence?
Dan Fielding : Of Course Sir.
Judge Harry T. Stone : You're a Jerk.
Dan Fielding : Your secret is safe with me.
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Public Defender Christine Sullivan : Sir, would you please tell him that I am not a pervert?
Judge Harry T. Stone : [starts to speak, but turns back] How exactly are we defining pervert?
Public Defender Christine Sullivan : Sir!
Morgue Attendant : Look, folks, "pervert", "prude", it's not my job to label people. Wait a minute...
[holds up toe-tag]
Morgue Attendant : I guess it is!
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Dr. Flick : Does he always behave like a complete ass?
Mac Robinson , Public Defender Christine Sullivan , Judge Harry T. Stone , Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon , Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : [All nodding at once] Oh, Yes!
Dan Fielding : [Looking annoyed at them] Thank You.
Mac Robinson , Public Defender Christine Sullivan , Judge Harry T. Stone , Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon , Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : You're Welcome.
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Dr. Flick : [after Dan has returned to the hospital for the second time] You know you have a Very Stupid Friend here?
Mac Robinson , Public Defender Christine Sullivan , Judge Harry T. Stone , Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon , Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : Oh, Yes!
Dan Fielding : [Annoyed again] Thank You.
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Mac Robinson : Sir! I took this around to everyone on the floor
Judge Harry T. Stone : What is it?
Mac Robinson : A card wishing Dan a prompt and painless recovery.
Judge Harry T. Stone : There's no signatures on it.
Mac Robinson : Like I said, a *card wishing *Dan a prompt and painless recovery.