Night Court (TV Series)

Heart of Stone (1988)

John Larroquette: Dan Fielding

Quotes 

• [pickup line] 

  Dan Fielding : Me Tarzan, you lucky.

• Harry Stone : And, uh, Dan?

  [behind Harry, Dan stops, arrested in the act of ducking out of the courtroom] 

  Harry Stone : If you are entertaining any thoughts about sneaking out, Bull has prepared a demonstration which I think will enlighten you.

  [Roz places a bowling ball into Bull's hand. He slams his other hand down on it, crushing it to powder] 

  Dan Fielding : Your squish is my command.

• Dolly : Oh, Danny! This is so exciting! I've never done it in a judge's office! How did you get a key?

  Dan Fielding : Well, when the judge wasn't looking, I "borrowed" his and made a wax impression of it.

  [They are unaware that Harry is trapped on the ledge outside, and can hear every word.] 

  Dolly : Oh-ho! Would he be mad if he found out?

  Dan Fielding : Hey, what Howdy Doody doesn't know, won't hurt me.

• [trying to explain to Leslie's husband about the confusion] 

  Harry Stone : And, and then this guy came in...

  [turns to Dan] 

  Harry Stone : With a key that *Howdy Doody* did not give him!

  Dan Fielding : Boy, this has been grand... but, uh, we have a clothing-optional RV show we have to get to.