Night Court (TV Series)

Here's to You, Mrs. Robinson (1987)

Gerald Castillo: Vega

Quotes 

• [swearing in a group of new citizens] 

  Judge Harry Stone : You've all gone through a lot to reach here. You've learned our history, our culture, our secret handshake...

  [confused murmur] 

  Judge Harry Stone : Well, you have learned our secret handshake, haven't you?

  [more confused murmuring] 

  Judge Harry Stone : Ha-ha-ha! No, there's no secret handshake! I was just kidding!

  Clinton : I stuffed myself into the dashboard of a Datsun to get here, and he's *kidding*?

  Roz : It's his inalienable right to make an ass of himself.

  Vega : God, he's good!