Night Court (TV Series)

Let It Snow (1987)

Mike Finneran: Art Fensterman

Quotes 

• Judge Harry T. Stone : Why is it so cold?

  Art Fensterman : Well Sir, on earth's trip around the sun, the northern hemisphere

  [Harry Stands up and puts a computer mouse in Art's mouth, shutting him up] 

  Art Fensterman : Art! What I'm asking is, is it possible to take the chill off the air in here?

  [Then he removes the mouse from Art's mouth] 

  Art Fensterman : [Unfazed]  Well, I suppose I could go bang Bertha.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : [With a puzzled look]  Excuse me.

  Art Fensterman : Bertha, the furnance. You bang her in just the right spot and she puts out some pretty good heat.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : [With a mischievous smile]  Okay, Art... but be gentle with her, uh?

  Art Fensterman : [Smiling back with understanding at the joke, he nods]  A tap and a rap it is Sir.