Night Court (TV Series)
The Modest Proposal (1987)
Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone
Quotes
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Judge Harry T. Stone : Hey, gang, how goes the world?
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : [Reading a tabloid aloud] "Enraged housewife shoots husband's pig in bizarre love triangle."
Dan Fielding : Caught him bringing home the bacon, huh?
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Christine Sullivan : You know all your life you think love is gonna be this flash of passion and romance; it hits you over the head like a sledgehammer, but it's not like that. It's calm and quiet and it-it builds up slowly over time.
Judge Harry T. Stone : Kinda like plaque.
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Judge Harry T. Stone : So, what brings you around?
Christine Sullivan : [Standing next to Bill] Oh, not much. We just wanted to announce we're getting married. That's all.
Judge Harry T. Stone : [Stunned] Married?
[Turns to everyone at the table]
Judge Harry T. Stone : Can you top that?
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : [Reading a tabloid aloud] "Bigfoot reveals miracle diet plan."
Judge Harry T. Stone : Close.