Night Court (TV Series)
The Modest Proposal (1987)
John Larroquette: Dan Fielding
Quotes
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Judge Harry T. Stone : Hey, gang, how goes the world?
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : [Reading a tabloid aloud] "Enraged housewife shoots husband's pig in bizarre love triangle."
Dan Fielding : Caught him bringing home the bacon, huh?
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Christine Sullivan : Oh, God... I'm going to be sick!
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : [pops open Dan's briefcase] Here, use this!
Dan Fielding : No, don't, that's my brief-
[turns away as Christine hurls into it]
Dan Fielding : CASE!
[Christine rushes away, mortified, while Roz closes the briefcase]
Dan Fielding : That briefcase cost me over two hundred dollars!
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : I can believe it. It's not leaking at all.