Night Court (TV Series)

The New Judge (1986)

Patrick Cranshaw: Mr. MacNulty

Quotes 

• [the defendants are an elderly couple who have been disturbing the police by having sex in their own apartment, very often, and very loudly] 

  Judge Mike Watson : I don't mean to pry, Mr. MacNulty, but why are you so loud during these romantic interludes?

  Mr. MacNulty : [cupping a hand to his ear]  What?

• Dan Fielding : Burn this image in your mind, sir: this man, standing stark naked, swinging a baseball bat.

  Mrs. MacNulty : My Louisville slugger.

  Mr. MacNulty : [cupping a hand to his ear]  What?

  Dan Fielding : [shouting]  She said she likes your bat!