Night Court (TV Series)

Top Judge (1988)

Markie Post: Christine Sullivan

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Quotes 

• [Cleaver challenges Harry to a battle of pranks, but Harry demurs] 

  Mac : Sir, I cannot believe you didn't take the challenge!

  Roz Russell : Where is your pride?

  Christine Sullivan : Rip his guts out and use 'em for garters, sir!

  [off their looks] 

  Christine Sullivan : Metaphorically speaking, Your Honor.

  Harry Stone : Don't you guys understand? I-I don't want to beat Cleaver. I just want to spend my few remaining years in... peaceful contemplation.

  [beeping] 

  Harry Stone : What's that?

  Roz Russell : It's coming from Cleaver's briefcase.

  [Harry pops open the briefcase and peeks inside... and a spring hand pops out, hitting him in the face with a pie. Harry looks up, and slowly rises to his feet, his face still covered with whipped cream] 

  Harry Stone : I'M GONNA *WASTE* THE SUCKER!

  [cheering] 

• [after Cleaver challenges Stone to a final duel of pranks] 

  Mac : Sir, I don't like this.

  Christine Sullivan : I don't either, sir.

  Harry Stone : Oh, come on now, what's the worst that could possibly happen?

  Dan Fielding : AAH!

  [Dan runs down the hallway, chased by a giant, Indiana-Jones size eight ball. He runs out of view - CRASH!] 

  Roz Russell : [winces, but]  It's okay, the motorcycle gang broke his fall.

  Dan Fielding : AAH!

  [Dan flees back up the hallway, pursued by the motorcycle gang]