Norm MacDonald: Norm Henderson

Quotes 

• Norm Henderson : You are a worthy adversary. We will meet again - if, provided I survive the series of skin-graphs and years of painful physiotherapy.

• Shelly : Norm, I don't know how we're ever going to repay you for this.

  [preparing to get the toys Norm has promised] 

  Norm Henderson : Ah huh, well, you know, most guys are so crude they'd want sex.

  [Norm pauses and gives a smiling grin while looking at shelly for telve seconds, then stops when he realizes his mistake] 

  Norm Henderson : But not me!