- Max Denby: Well, Norm, I finally got you right where I want you.
- Norm Henderson: What? I'm not on a matress in the back of your van, sir.
- Artie Henderson: Hey, I thought you were trying to date Taylor.
- Danny Sanchez: I'm not trying, I am dating her; we're going out this Saturday.
- Artie Henderson: Well, that will be great; you can go grab some dinner and watch her have sex with that guy.
- [motioning to Taylor's old football playing friend she is talking to]
- Danny Sanchez: They're just old friends and there's nothing to worry about.
- Artie Henderson: Not yet, it's a matter of time. We're talkin' genetics here. Millions of years of evolution dictate that they should be together. Beautiful people go with beautiful people; the rest of us have to pick from the dregs.
- Danny Sanchez: That's not always true.
- Artie Henderson: Oh yeah? Who'd your father end up with?
- Danny Sanchez: Hey! That's my mother!
- [Artie shakes his head while Danny realizes]
- Danny Sanchez: Ut-oh.
- Artie Henderson: The whole thing is unfair. The only way we're gonna have equallity in this world is if guys like you and me get with women like Taylor. That way after the interbreeding everyone will be like a six.