Norm (TV Series)
Norm Lets Go (2001)
Norm MacDonald: Norm Henderson
Quotes
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Norm Henderson : Hey, Danny, I got some bad news, man. Shelly is seeing some guy and I think it's serious.
Danny Sanchez : How'd you hear about that?
Norm Henderson : Well, I befriended her hairdresser. Yeah. I've been getting information out of him all week.
Danny Sanchez : Did ya-did you really do that?
Norm Henderson : Yeah. Problem is he thinks we're dating, so, ah, if I'm gonna pump him for any more information, then, you know... I'm gonna have to pump him for some information.
[shaking his head]
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Danny Sanchez : Hey, ah, I hate to ask you this, but I really need to know: did you and Taylor have sex?
Norm Henderson : Oh, yeah!
Danny Sanchez : Oh.
Norm Henderson : Well, what's a matter? You and Shelly had sex.
Danny Sanchez : Well, no I didn't; we never went that far.
Norm Henderson : Well, I don't understand.
[confused]
Danny Sanchez : We never had sex.
Norm Henderson : I'm confused.
Danny Sanchez : No - we just wanted to take things slowly.
Norm Henderson : I don't follow.
Danny Sanchez : You know how when two people are starting a new relationship...
Norm Henderson : Oh, yeah, sure.
Danny Sanchez : And they're just starting to get to know each other?
[Norm gestures he understands]
Danny Sanchez : And they don't want to screw things up by having sex too quickly?
Norm Henderson : Dan', you lost me.