Artie Lange: Artie Henderson

Quotes 

• Artie Henderson : Ahem. All right, everybody.

  [to the prisoners in the jail cell with Artie, eying him] 

  Artie Henderson : Just a little warning: before I fly off into one of my violent rages, I sometimes cry like a baby. If, ah, you see me in the corner weaping...

  [then yells, pointing both fingers] 

  Artie Henderson : JUST BACK OFF!