Norm MacDonald: Norm Henderson

Quotes 

• Norm Henderson : Ah, come on. It's like my wise old grandfather used to say: a friend is only a stranger you've never had sex with.

• Shelly Kilmartin : [right after finishing a game of tennis]  Hey, you're pretty good.

  Norm Henderson : You're pretty good yourself.

  Shelly Kilmartin : Listen, if this works out, maybe we can make it a regular thing; I'd love to work on my game.

  Norm Henderson : Ay, enough of your flirting there, Shelly, I come here for one reason: tennis, and tennis only. now I usually warm up with a little intercourse, how about you?