- Norm Henderson: Ah, come on. It's like my wise old grandfather used to say: a friend is only a stranger you've never had sex with.
- Shelly Kilmartin: [right after finishing a game of tennis] Hey, you're pretty good.
- Norm Henderson: You're pretty good yourself.
- Shelly Kilmartin: Listen, if this works out, maybe we can make it a regular thing; I'd love to work on my game.
- Norm Henderson: Ay, enough of your flirting there, Shelly, I come here for one reason: tennis, and tennis only. now I usually warm up with a little intercourse, how about you?
- Artie Henderson: Well, it seems Laur', that I'm a little over weight due to this genetic disorder that makes fried chicken delicious.