- Man: [abusing a man with glasses] Oi! You must have pretty good eyesight to see through those glasses
- Spectacle man: What's it to you?
- Man: Well, you won't be needing them anymore, will you?
- [takes off the man's glasses and throws them to the ground, crunching them underfoot]
- Spectacle man: You shouldn't have done that
- Man: Oh yeah? Why's that?
- Spectacle man: You're not wearing any shoes
- Rowan Atkinson: [Rowan, Mel, Griff and Pamela in the studio addressing the audience as they say farewell to the show] Well, that's the end of this series. Looks as though we're all going our own separate ways now, eh... We've had some good times and some bad times, haven't we, Mel?
- Mel Smith: Yes, Rowan, we have. You know, It's funny no matter how much you try and forget the old times. The memory kind of lingers, doesn't it?