The Oblongs (TV Series)

Misfit Love (2001)

Lea DeLaria: Helga Phugly

Quotes 

• Milo Oblong : You live in a fantasy world, don't you, Helga?

  Helga Phugly : What was that? I was busy thinking about my hundreds and hundreds of boyfriends.

• Peggy : I can't wait to get to school and resume learning.

  Helga : I can't wait 'til you drown in your own saliva.

  Susie : Drowning is my third favorite way to die; but they're all good.

• Peggy : Allow me to explain the social hierarchy here at Hill Valley. There's the rich school kids from the hills, then come the jocks, then you've got your dorks, geeks and dweebs, those wild dogs on the soccer field, the boy who lactates, and then there's us.

  Helga Phugly : Hey don't lump me in with you loosers. I am accepted by all groups. Hi Debbie, hi Debbie, hi Debbie, hi Debbie, hi Debbie, hi Debbie.

  The Debbies : Ewww!