- Bob Oblong: Where's Milo?
- Beth Oblong: Milo said he's not going to school.
- Pickles Oblong: Beth, honey, nobody likes a tattletale.
- Bob Oblong: I do. They're an essential part of any family. You keep right on tattling, sweetypie.
- Beth Oblong: Daddy has a magazine with naked ladies hugging.
- Bob Oblong: Aw, crimany!
- Pristine Klimer: Oh, Pickles, I love your hair... where'd you buy it?
- Pickles Oblong: Some whore. I think it was your mother.
- Milo Oblong: You live in a fantasy world, don't you, Helga?
- Helga Phugly: What was that? I was busy thinking about my hundreds and hundreds of boyfriends.
- Peggy: Allow me to explain the social hierarchy here at Hill Valley. There's the rich school kids from the hills, then come the jocks, then you've got your dorks, geeks and dweebs, those wild dogs on the soccer field, the boy who lactates, and then there's us.
- Helga Phugly: Hey don't lump me in with you loosers. I am accepted by all groups. Hi Debbie, hi Debbie, hi Debbie, hi Debbie, hi Debbie, hi Debbie.
- The Debbies: Ewww!
- Bob Oblong: [after seeing Milo trying to saw his bed in half] Come on Milo it's time for school.
- Milo Oblong: I'm almost through Dad just give me a minute.
- Bob Oblong: Now Milo you know you're not supposed to handle anything sharper than your a boiled egg.
- Milo Oblong: It's not fair dad. Why can't I go to normal school like everyone else? Why do I have to go to a school for phsychos?
- Bob Oblong: Wait a minute there Milo. It's not a school for phsychos. It's a school for the socially uplifted.
- Bob Oblong: Where's Milo?
- Beth Oblong: Milo says he's not going to school.
- Pickles Oblong: Beth, honey, nobody likes a tattletale.
- Bob Oblong: I do. They're an essential part of any family.
- Beth Oblong: Daddy has a magazine with naked ladies hugging.
- Bob Oblong: Aw, crimany!