- [first lines]
- Conception O'Higgins: And that was not the only time he struck her. Oh, no. Again, not long afterwards, when they were having guests for an out-of-door... barbering?
- Divorce Judge: Barbecue?
- Conception O'Higgins: Yes. Thank you. Barbecue.
- Hamilton Burger: Well Perry, which one would you rather defend?
- Perry Mason: Which one are you going to prosecute?
- Lola Bronson: When the steaks fell in the fire, he spanked me in front of everybody!
- Jeff Bronson: Whoa, well now that's not quite true, your honor. When I suggested that the steaks were overdone, she threw them into the fire. And as for that spanking- well, your honor, I'm not going to just stay here and let her make me into some kind of a sadist.
- Lola Bronson: You ARE a sadist.