The Phil Silvers Show (TV Series)
Bilko's Ape Man (1959)
Phil Silvers: MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko
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Quotes
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Cpl. Steve Henshaw : [about Forbes playing Tarzan] Yeah, but Ernie, how do you know he can act?
MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko : What act? You don't have to act. All you have to learn how to do is stab animals and say two lines: 'Me Tarzan. You Jane.'
Cpl. Steve Henshaw : What's in it for you?
MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko : Me rich!
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MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko : [applying make-up to Forbes] Look, I happen to know Perc Westmore worked two hours a day on Buster Crabbe, so let me help you with these things.
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MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko : [to Lucy] You're going to be on television. You ever been on television before?
