Police Squad! (TV Series)

Revenge and Remorse (The Guilty Alibi) (1982)

Ed Williams: Mr. Olson

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• Ted Olson : Why don't you run along now Katie, and next week I'll show you why women can't play professional football.

• Ted Olson : [attempting to hold a cat underwater]  So you see Katie, fish have gills to extract oxygen from water. But air breathing species have lungs which are equipped only to accept oxygen in its natural state. And that's why most mammals must live on land.

  Katie : Wow, that's neat.