- Mary Cherry: Sugar D, look at my new lips. I'm one sex poutin' lady. Whatever it takes, Nic'll do it.
- Michael 'Sugar Daddy' Bernardino: What if I ask for something...
- [inhales deeply then smiles]
- Michael 'Sugar Daddy' Bernardino: forbidden?
- Nicole Julian: Sometimes the only way to get beyond the thrill of that forbidden fruit...
- [whispers seductively]
- Nicole Julian: is to taste it!
- Michael 'Sugar Daddy' Bernardino: Ok, I will help you, if I can lose myself in the pillowy softness of Mary Cherry's new lips.
- Mary Cherry: What? No! I'm holding out for Joe! or Justin Timberlake.
- Nicole Julian: You owe me, Cherry! You stole my knee! Sugar, do our bidding and Mary Cherry will let you, for a one time use only, have your way with her tawdry, posturepedic
- [whispers]
- Nicole Julian: mouth!
- Michael 'Sugar Daddy' Bernardino: Ladies, you have yourself a cameraman.
- Nicole Julian: [after Principal Krupps shows Sugar D's hidden camera... turns to Mary Cherry] Bitch! I'm gonna kill you!
- Mary Cherry: [hides behind Sugar D] No! No Nic! Nic, I tried to stay strong. But if I get suspended, I'd be off the Glamazons.
- Michael 'Sugar Daddy' Bernardino: Yeah! And I'd get kicked off the team and my boys need me right now in a time of crisis.
- Mary Cherry: We realized the only thing worse than violating the sacred trust of our friendship would be being unpopular. The ultimate, heinous taboo!
- Nicole Julian: [smacks Mary Cherry's forehead]
- Mary Cherry: Ow!
- Principal Calvin Krupps: [as she jumps up against him] Hey... Miss Julian. Dismount at once!
- Nicole Julian: Oh, come on, Calvin, I know you want me. You've wanted me since my very first detention.
- Principal Calvin Krupps: [speaking towards closed-circuit TV camera] Let the record show that at 3:30 PM today, Nicole Julian made an unwanted advance toward a faculty member.
- Nicole Julian: What is this, Big Brother, The High School Edition?
- Brooke McQueen: [on stairs, coming down] Josh. Hey, stranger. Uhm, can I talk to you for a minute?
- Josh Ford: Yeah.
- [bell rings]
- Josh Ford: Sure. What's up?
- Brooke McQueen: Look, I know... it's been kinda tough for us to get back on track since I've decided to stay. But I... I really thought you were gonna come to the movies with us on Saturday night.
- Josh Ford: Oh, sorry, I was, uh, studying.
- Brooke McQueen: We saw you... delivering a pizza on Third, Josh. Why didn't you tell me that you're working?
- Josh Ford: I don't know. I...
- [scoffs]
- Josh Ford: I guess I was embarrassed. Quarterback by day, slice pusher by night. Sort of seems like a big slide, you know?
- Brooke McQueen: Are you and your Mom having problems?
- [as he hesitates:]
- Brooke McQueen: So what's going on?
- Josh Ford: [scoffs] I'm worried, Brooke. About money, about grades, about how I'm gonna help my Mom find a job, about how I'm gonna tell Coach I have to miss practice. I feel like I'm drowning. And I missed you, Brooke. I mean, you pulled away. I lost the only person I could ever really talk to.
- Brooke McQueen: Are you working at Guido's again on Saturday night?
- [he nods]
- Brooke McQueen: Cool. Consider me there, riding shotgun.
- Josh Ford: What, you wanna go delivering pizzas with me?
- Brooke McQueen: [smiles] Yes.
- Josh Ford: [chuckles] Isn't slumming like that sort of taboo for a Homecoming Queen?
- Brooke McQueen: If I'm with you, then I don't care.