- Jiminy Glick: Now, in "Three Kings"...
- Ice Cube: Yeah.
- Jiminy Glick: Marky Mark was in that, but he doesn't like to be called Marky Mark.
- Ice Cube: Nah, don't call him Marky Mark.
- Jiminy Glick: He has a third nipple, do you know that?
- Ice Cube: [chuckles] How many YOU got, man?
- Jiminy Glick: This is a true story: We had a litter of puppies-
- [Ice Cube laughs]
- Jiminy Glick: and the mother died, or ran off or committed suicide or was depressed, and the n- and the puppies literally nursed on my nipples for- I kept those dogs alive until I took them to the pound and had them destroyed.
- Jiminy Glick: Let me ask you something... Ice... Cube, wha, how, what do I call you? Can I call you something?
- Ice Cube: Call me Cube, man.
- Jiminy Glick: Cubeman. Cubeman, let me ask you...
- Ice Cube: No.
- Jiminy Glick: What?
- Ice Cube: JUST Cube.
- Jiminy Glick: Justcube, what is the "ice" obsession about?
- Ice Cube: Because it describes my personality.
- Jiminy Glick: 'Cause you're cold. Or, because when heated, you melt.
- [Ice Cube chuckles; crew members heard laughing]
- Jiminy Glick: Which...
- Ice Cube: What you think?
- Jiminy Glick: You don't seem cold at all, you seem warm and loving. And you seem kind and gentle.
- Ice Cube: Hold on, man.
- Jiminy Glick: You do. You seem...
- Ice Cube: Hold up, hold up, pump your brakes! Pump your brakes. No kind, no gentle, no warm. Ice Cube's my name, it describes my personality. That's IT, man.
- Jiminy Glick: I went into the room, and you had a leotard on, and you said, "Can you do this kind of stretch?", and your leg went high up, and you had a thing on Nureyev on TV. Is that the kind of image you're trying to hide from people?
- Ice Cube: What kind of image are YOU trying to hide from people? 'Cause I hear your voice go up, real high, then go down.
- Jiminy Glick: I can do a lot of things, but I tell ya, I can't do a plie like I saw you doin' in that room.
- Jiminy Glick: [after Ice Cube leaves the interview] Vanilla Ice is his own worst enemy. Thank you.
- [Ice comes back and puts Jiminy in a headlock]