- Dr. Sam Beckett: How could Blake see you?
- Admiral Al Calavicci: Well, Ziggy says it was just a weird fluke.
- [Blake is demanding of Captain Downey and her Salvation Army that they move out of their mission, which is to be destroyed]
- Dr. Sam Beckett: [as Pearson] Sir, maybe she could move into one of your properties, and all the other people could go...
- Calloway: Shut up, Pearson.
- Michael G. Blake: Shut up, Calloway.
- Calloway: Yes, sir.
- Michael G. Blake: It's not my job to save the world.
- Salvation Army Captain Laura Downey: God forbid. That'd mean you cared about people!
- Salvation Army Captain Laura Downey: More piernik, Mr Blake?
- Michael G. Blake: Um... Oh, no, I-I really couldn't.
- Salvation Army Captain Laura Downey: Oh, you don't like it.
- Michael G. Blake: No. I mean, yes, I do. It's delicious. Er... You know, my mother used to make this for me every Christmas.
- Salvation Army Captain Laura Downey: Well, I, I can't think of a nicer compliment.
- Michael G. Blake: [surprised] You made this?
- Salvation Army Captain Laura Downey: She sings *and* she cooks. It's amazing.
- Michael G. Blake: [after diving through Al who's pretending to be the Ghost of Christmas Future] I must be dreaming.
- Admiral Al Calavicci: More like a nightmare.